There are many things to know about buying and selling real estate no matter where you are doing it.
The first things, of course, are location, location, location! Sorry, I couldn´t resist. It is still a time-tested truth about real estate.
I sold real estate for decades in Denver, Colorado. The stories from those years are a book unto itself. I even taught real estate to aspiring brokers for a few years before we left the US. Buying, selling, and maintaining real estate is not for the faint of heart.

We had a saying in the biz, buyers are liars and sellers are worse. Sad but true. So, with location being the number one thing to remember, doing your research is a close second. And, no matter how much research you do or how prepared you think you are, everything is going to cost more than you planned. (Figure on twice as much as you think it will cost for everything.) And even with all the planning in the world, it can all still go horribly wrong. (2008 anyone?) Timing is everything, as they say.
And number three, always use a seasoned and knowledgeable real estate agent. This is especially important in a foreign country. The ins and outs of real estate are very different abroad. (They are no walk in the park in the states, for that matter.)
That being said, if you want to buy property in a foreign country, I recommend taking International Finance 101. Actually, Basic Finance 101 will help too.

And this brings me to my latest deal from hell. We just closed on the sale of our first apartment in Porto. We knew we probably wouldn´t stay there forever. But, we really thought we would stay longer than three years. However, with a change for the worse of the neighborhood, we decided it was time to move on.
We listed the apartment for sale in August 2023. Signed a contract for it in December. Four months, a reasonable amount of time on the market to land the right sale. We did not finish the deal until the end of May 2024. Five months to close on the deal. While not unheard of, it is a long time. Nine months from start to finish. Ugh.
So, why did it take so long, you ask? Let me explain.
In the movie The Princess Bride, there is a line that goes something like, never get involved in a land war in Asia. I would add to that advice, never get involved in a real estate deal with a cash buyer from Mozambique in Portugal!
As a realtor, you think, cash deal, great. Should be a slam dunk. Right? Right. Not!
We received the deposit of 22,000 and another installment of 50,000 as spelled out in the contract, no problem. And then, crickets and nothing for months. Until we were out of contract with the delineated dates. Then we started getting deposits of 5,000, 6,000, 500, 50 randomly.
Suggestions were made that the government might be concerned about money laundering since it was coming from Africa. But our banker said that was doubtful, at least from the Portuguese side.
Finally, in April we gave the buyer(s) an ultimatum. Cough up the rest of the money due by the end of May, or we will keep what we have and find another buyer. That finally got results. We closed on May 29th.
Come to find out that the buyer was a general in Mozambique and that money laundering could be a real concern. You can´t make this shite up! In the meantime, we moved to Aveiro in February, thinking it would all be over within a few weeks. Silly us. The apartment stood empty for four months. At least the deal finally went through. And thank God for our agent who got us through it all. Rule number four is to always expect the unexpected when it comes to real estate. Because anything can and will happen.

Onward and upward, as they say.



